My two cents on marriage

•October 13, 2010 • 2 Comments

(I just posted this as a comment on someone else’s blog entry about marriage… thought I’d post it here to alleviate your boredom for a minute-and-a-half…)

I know marriage is not for me – I am 99.9 percent recurring sure that I will never tie the knot – but I LOVE going to weddings! Any excuse to dress up, eat free food and drink free booze, and tell embarrassing childhood stories about your friends… what more could you want? (Seriously though I do love going to weddings.)

The idea of being legally tied to a person for the rest of my life scares the crap out of me. And nothing scares me generally, other than failure, financial ruin and lampreys. I’m not commitment-phobic. I think all relationships are inherently temporary – some may just happen to last for 6o years, only to end. And divorce is a royal pain in the arse, not to mention expensive.

Also in this day and age, you do not need to be married in order to justify the existence of children.

And Jesus… what else could you buy with all that money you’d spend on a wedding?! Ridiculous.

But there is still a .01% (the zero is infinite, obviously) chance I’d get married, and this is if I were forced, at gunpoint, to choose between getting married, or attacked by lampreys.

Seriously, lampreys – WTF?!?

PM

•October 13, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I’ve been having these massive urges to leave you.

But… in all honesty…

I do have a lot of affection for you.  It’s just that… your personality doesn’t jump out the way THEIRS does.  And that’s probably something that I of all people should know not to judge you on,  as it is how I have always been judged.  Quiet and snobby… which I’m not.  And you probably aren’t either.

So I admit that I need to give you more time.  It’s been almost six months now, but you have definitely been showing your true colours over time.  And I think that we will eventually have a very special relationship.  And I am willing to stick it out.  I think.

❤ Kitten of Doom

Gore Street church is for sale!

•October 11, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Holy shiz!

I always wanted to know what the inside of this place looked like.

Now I know!

(Images graciously “borrowed” from realestateview.com.)

 

No price – must be free!

😀

The house opposite the Union is for sale!

•October 7, 2010 • 2 Comments

98 Webb St is for sale.  For a paltry $1.3m-$1.5m, you can roll straight home across the road from the pub at the end of your latest drinking session.

Everybody chip in!

Photos courtesy of realestateview.com.au.

Father Flanagan’s closed

•October 6, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I didn’t even know this great Irish pub was closing down.  I would have gone for one last jug!

Gasometer is now open in it’s place.

I’ll check it out when I finally – if ever – get a day off and let you know what it’s like!

Hopefully it’s still a pub-pub.

x Kitten

The girl in the tunnel

•October 5, 2010 • 1 Comment

(from The Age, July 30 2007):

Rone Suzanne Brenchley was on Punt Road when she saw her past flash by.

ONE ordinary day, I saw my ghost in a dark tunnel. It was an autumn afternoon, three years ago. I was a passenger in my   sister’s car travelling down Punt Road. As we entered the Richmond tunnel the traffic lights changed, we stopped and waited, and then my sister exclaimed, “Look! That’s you, Suzanne!”

I turned towards the tunnel wall and saw an image of a young girl’s face printed on an enormous poster. At first glance it meant nothing but the second time I saw myself when I was a twenty-something. The traffic lights changed and we were on our way. I looked back, I looked at my sister, and then I squealed with disbelief. We laughed all the way home. The hilarity continued as I sifted through a box of old modelling photos, taken in the early ’70s, until I found the right one. I was indeed the young girl on the poster under the Richmond Bridge.

The next day I stood under the bridge and studied the three-metre poster. It was the work of a graffiti artist who had enhanced the original photo by white-washing the face, accentuating the dark eyes and hair. There was another additional touch that gave the impression that the girl was sad; black tears streamed down the colourless face. The vision reflected another time in my life and yet it also illustrated what I was feeling at that moment. And I wondered, was it possible that this artist knew that lately I had been crying a lot? My 30-year marriage was beginning to fall apart.

Soon more posters of the same image were seen in city lanes and on bridges by the Yarra. I was mystified. But my sister, who wanted me to be happy, said, “It’s a sign! A new beginning.”

Not knowing who the artist was and why my photo was chosen meant that my friends and I could play detective. Our imaginations went wild as we thought of elaborate plots, usually with romantic themes. One friend suggested that someone from my past wanted to contact me. He’d forgotten my name and arranged for my photo (the only one he had) to be displayed in busy city locations where I was sure to see it! Although I was encouraged to find the artist I was content to have fun with the mystery. Perhaps the real story would not be as exciting.

Eventually, the poster story was only told on rare occasions. But this year I received surprising news from New York. My son rang to tell me he had been given a gift, a book titled, Stencil Graffiti Capital: Melbourne. It was bought from an art gallery two blocks from his loft in Brooklyn and it contained photos of my poster and the creator. I bought the book, which documented the work of several stencil graffiti artists in Melbourne, giving me the clues I needed to find the person who’d plastered me all over town.

His tag name is Rone and after exchanging emails I finally met him last April at a graffiti art exhibition in Richmond, where he welcomed me. He is a talented graphic artist and his interest in fashion photography inspired him to create a series of large-scale women’s faces; my image was the first in the series. I discovered that Rone surrenders his art to the weather and is fascinated by the ageing process.

He found my photo in a fashion magazine from 2003, which referred to ’70s fashion. He was originally attracted to my expression in the photo, which he described as “sad or maybe angry; it’s somewhere in between”. When I first saw the poster I was drifting between those two emotions; these feelings were to linger for some time after.

The seasons brushed over my image and whenever I passed through that tunnel I noticed the poster slowly deteriorate and when only a one small piece remained, defying the elements, a year had passed and my marriage was over.

On the Wall – International street art group show

•September 24, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Melbournites!  Do yo selves a favour and get along to this:

On The wall exhibition

Metro Gallery – 1214 High Street, Armadale.

Rone was a late addition to the line-up, so he kindly redid the poster (headlining, no less..!)

And what a line-up it is!!

x Kitten of Doom

PS. I just looked up where Armadale actually is – I thought it was up north out in the middle of nowhere.  Oops!

Access denied

•September 20, 2010 • 5 Comments

The Yorkshire Brewery – secured again.

From the look of it yesterday, it’s pretty impenetrable.

I would say “fuck you!” but I don’t know who to say it to.

Stop ruining my fun, fuckers!

Someone find me a way in?

Thanks,

Kitten of  Doom

Yorkshire Brewery

LEMME IN!

My fascination with abandoned buildings

•September 3, 2010 • 5 Comments

I usually get asked “why” I have such a fascination with abandoned buildings, and I can’t really answer this questions.  I guess the people who ask this are the people who don’t understand, and probably are never going to.

It’s the dank coolness you feel walking into those dark enclosed rooms, devoid of light and heat for so long.

It’s the leftover furniture (motel), kitchen utencils (asylum), jars of yeast (brewery), and other bits and pieces that are a reminder of the people who used these spaces and the functions they performed.  

These places once had lives of their own.

It’s other bits and pieces – mattresses, burnt-out drums, empty spray cans, broken beer bottles, bits of clothing – that are evidence of the people who currently use these places.  Or maybe they once used these places, but have moved on – who knows?  And who are they?  Where are they now?  And why did they go?

Abandoned buildings have histories, tell stories; it’s as though they have souls.

It’s also the way I feel as though noone can find me, when I am high up on the top of an abandoned building.  Somewhere noone is going to look for me.  A place that noone whom I know even knows exists.  It is silent up here, away from the hustle and bustle of the streets down below, and I can enjoy the solitude in my own little pocket of the universe whilst being right in the middle of everything.

A plug for: Blacklodge!!

•August 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Blacklodge!! is one of my flickr contacts.  He can do some amazing things with HDR processing.  He shares my love of exploring abandoned sites around Melbourne, and knows about way more of them than I do.  His photo albums serve as a checklist of places for me to explore.  Abandoned insane asylums, funeral parlours, car factories, brickworks and breweries all feature in his images.  Check out some of the following..!

He also does some amazing lightpainting:

Checkit!

x KoD